You know those days when everything just seems to go wrong? Perhaps you have to deal with irate customers or have a co-worker that rattles your chains. Or perhaps you just need to get away from your spouse for some alone time. And speaking of time…it just seems to be against you and it’s nothing but delay after delay. That’s when all you can think about when you get home, is a glass of wine. Or maybe a toke.
Or if you’re like Atlas Grant, the only thing that can rid you of that stress and afford any kind of relief is a good jerk off session in the bathroom. The kind of session where you must get off now or you’ll explode from the stress. The big, hairy muscle brute walks home after a L-O-O-O-N-G day and releases the crappy day, along with the pressure, with a quick handjob, spewing hot jets of fresh jizz before stepping back into the shower to clean up. Go ahead. Give it a try. Release the pressure. We just did. Hmmm, now that’s a relief.